Unfortunately, gentlemen? I hope I’m not the first to tell you that that is a bald lie. I have never yet met someone who’s on the hunt for big nuts. Who was not a squirrel. (Oh, the google searches we’re gonna get for that one.) This is why you should never, ever, ever, ever randomly bend over naked in front of someone you would like to get it on with (it’s different if that’s all a part of the action.) At our house we call this the “goat shot.”